For Sale: The Slut Couch
It wasn’t about the couch as much as what the couch represented. I didn’t know what it would look like, but I knew what it would *feel* like. Freedom. Independence. Safety.
Why your kids need an (imaginary) dog
This is the story about how we ended up with an imaginary dog named Wrigley.
For sale: Six-man deep, deep-freezer
I am not a serial killer. But if I were, this would be the freezer I would use to store bodies until I could dispose of them without arousing suspicion.
Zombie Apocalypse Starter Kit (Canned food rotation Shelf Reliance)
This shelf sold in 2019. I still have zero regrets for selling it and despite the shitstorm that was 2020, i’ve yet to see zombies. Stock photo: Model may be actual zombie in disguise. Who really knows? There will come a day when you will regret not buying this,...Hi, I’m Amber Pechin
Welcome to my site.
I have three goals
•Go all the places.
•Meet all the people (and dogs.)
•Tell all the stories.
Want to hear all about it? Pull up a chair and stay awhile. I’ll make pancakes, we’ll laugh, we’ll cry and we’ll be friends. It’ll be the best ever.
Xoxo,
Amber